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Guy Still Wearing Shorts Claims He’s Not Cold

November 26th, 2016

STREATOR, IL – Streator native Joshua Winders is not ready to give into the idea that summer is over. He plans to wear shorts all winter, claiming at the same time he is not cold.

“I don’t know what’s wrong with him. Last year it was ten below and his legs were purple, yet he claimed he wasn’t cold.” Stated Joshua’s long time friend, Matt Kernin.

“I know people say they aren’t cold when they wear shorts in winter, but it is just a lie. Last winter we all went deer hunting. He wore shorts. When we finished he had frost bite on fifty percent of his legs, but he still said he wasn’t cold.” Matt continued.

“Either he is cold and lying or he can’t feel pain and is some side show freak.” Matt concluded.

As for Joshua, he plans on wearing shorts all winter long, despite his friends and families concern.

“I ain’t cold now, I ain’t ever been cold and I won’t start feeling cold this winter. You can count on that!” Joshua told The Cob as he shivered uncontrollably.

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