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How To Read Weather Radar For People Too Stupid To Figure Out If A Storm Will Hit Them Or Not

October 1st, 2018

THE COB – The Cob would like to extend this community service opportunity to all of those in the area that are too dumb to look up a weather radar map and see if a storm will or will not hit you.

Step 1. Go to

Step 2. Enter your town name

Step 3. Look at radar

Step 4. If a blob of green, orange or red is coming towards your town, it will storm. If not it won’t.

Step 5. Ignore steps 1-4 and post on Facebook asking random strangers if the storm will hit the town in which you live.

We hope this helps all you mouthbreathers out there.

Love, The Cob.

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