How To Read Weather Radar For People Too Stupid To Figure Out If A Storm Will Hit Them Or Not
THE COB – The Cob would like to extend this community service opportunity to all of those in the area that are too dumb to look up a weather radar map and see if a storm will or will not hit you.
Step 1. Go to weather.com
Step 2. Enter your town name
Step 3. Look at radar
Step 4. If a blob of green, orange or red is coming towards your town, it will storm. If not it won’t.
Step 5. Ignore steps 1-4 and post on Facebook asking random strangers if the storm will hit the town in which you live.
We hope this helps all you mouthbreathers out there.
Love, The Cob.