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Luke Bryan’s Butt Puts On Amazing Concert At Wrigley Field

August 28th, 2016

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS – Luke Bryan’s country music tour landed in Chicago over the weekend bringing with it a much-changed show featuring only the rear end of the vocalist with very little music throughout the night.

Once touted as a country music act, Luke Bryan’s shows have evolved to appease middle aged perverted women and gay southerners. The show has become so much about his butt that now that’s all it is about.

“We’ve tried to make the music a focal point of the show, but his butt just takes over. It’s got a mind of its own.” Stated Jack Williams a director of Luke’s concerts.

Bryant’s concerts now consists of a song being played, Bryant wearing tight pants and drunk women ogling at the rump shaking.

“I have to hand it to him. He’s the Beyonce of the male booty. Does he wear the tight jeans or do the tight jeans wear him? Whatever it is, it is a magical performance.” His director continued.

Bryan’s butt is making stops across the United States in coming weeks. So get out there and don’t miss this performance of a lifetime.

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