Mediacom Brings New Smokin’ Fast Internet Speeds To Ottawa
OTTAWA, IL – If you were looking for faster internet in the Illinois Valley, you are in luck with Mediacom’s new Flaming Hot Truck Package.
New and proprietary technology now enables the cable giant, Mediacom, to set their trucks on fire in residential neighborhoods and in return inject power into the cable lines thus increasing internet speeds.
It sounds complicated but it really isn’t. The truck is placed strategically by a power poll, then lit on fire.
The flames and smoke cause surrounding cable lines to heat up increasing bandwidth and speed.
Concerns have been raised about the cost effectiveness of such a plan, but Mediacom ensured residents that they have several more trucks to burn.