Most Illinoisans Blissfully Unaware Chicago Bulls Basketball Has Started
CHICAGO, IL – The Chicago Bulls are 11 games into their season and most of Chicagoland is blissfully unaware that NBA basketball has even kicked off.
We took to the streets to find out what people were thinking about the Bulls season so far. Here are the stats from our non-scientific study.
95% of people couldn’t name one current Bulls player.
54% thought Tom Thibodeau was still the couch.
33% said “Cubbies”, when asked what they thought about the Bulls.
80% Responded they don’t have cable tv when we asked how the watched the Bulls.
91% said, “Please leave me alone!”
99% were mostly drunk.
The Cob advises most people to stay unaware, blissfully unaware for a long, long time.