Someone You’ve Never Heard About Did Something You’ve Never Cared About…Until Now
SOMEWHERE, USA – Over the weekend something horrible happened to someone that you’ve never heard about. You are now invested in this story. Continue reading.
When that someone did the thing, it caused another thing that happened, causing outrage by everyone.
If you are on the right you will be defensive, if you are on the left you will be angry.
This thing that happened wasn’t political at all, but you will believe it is.
Tomorrow you will forget about it.
Tomorrow’s story, “Oh the outrage! Someone else did something again.” Stay tuned for more exclusive stories from The Cob.