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Streator Eagle 6 Movie Theater Not For The Peasants

December 5th, 2016

STREATOR, IL – With enough opulent amenities to please an English royal, Streator Eagle 6 is not merely for the common man, it is for those that roll fat hundos and smoke the finest Cubans.

Opening last week, Streator Eagle 6 boasts reclining seats, free refills and for those select individuals with discerning taste, dry-aged beef, the finest wines, and truffles imported from France.

Patrons can opt for solid gold silverware and deep tissue massages during select movies.

Movies are played using state of the art 6K, eye-melting projectors. The projectors are believed to be so intense that free sunglasses are provided for visitors to protect their eyes. VIPs are also provided special diamond encrusted glasses.

For those residents thinking about catching a movie this weekend, The Cob wants to inform the public, that the first 15 lanes of parking spaces are for luxury imported cars only. White glove valet will run from 7pm to 10pm on weekends as well.

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