Streator ups Fireworks Show with 1 Ton Nuclear Blast
STREATOR, IL – The 4th of July fireworks has been an evolving and grandiose event for years in Streator Illinois. Touted as one of the best fireworks shows in the United States, Streator continues to go big for those coming out to watch things explode.
Next year Streator hopes to up the excitement by releasing a 1 ton nuclear blast during the grand finale.
“We met after this years fireworks and decided we had to go huge next year!” Said a member of the 4th of July committee. “You can’t get much bigger than this. We know it’s highly illegal with an extensive fallout, but it will be worth it in the end.”
Several citizens expressed concern about releasing such a blast near a populated area, but they were quickly persuaded when a plan was proposed to use the crater left by the blast as a newly renovated public swimming pool.
It has also been leaked that the city is already working on a slogan for the next years 4th of July celebration. “Come to Streator’s 4th, It Will Blow You Away!…Literally.
Next years 4th of July fireworks will be one for the ages or end of ages in Streator. It’ll be a blast.