Dollar Tree 50% off Sale

Damaged Goods: Dollar Tree Streator Announces 50% Off – Everything On Sale For 75 Cents

May 30th, 2017

STREATOR, IL – Following an early-morning accident Tuesday that saw a car plow into Dollar Tree in North Streator, the company has announced a 1/2 off sale, marking all items for sale at 75 cents. “We have some damaged items we need to sell and we thought it would be a good idea to have […]

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