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Local Man About To Lose A Tremendous Amount Of Money Gambling On The Bears

August 31st, 2017

GRAND RIDGE, IL – With his mortgage payment behind, his job search dwindling, and marriage in the drain, a local man, Tim Olivar, has only one hope left, betting on the Chicago Bears. “The odds may not be the best, but I need a miracle.” Mr. Olivar told The Cob Thursday morning. “One thing that’s […]

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Players Seek Mental Health Counsel After Being Drafted By The Bears

May 1st, 2017

CHICAGO, IL – After a less than stellar draft showing, the Chicago Bears personnel have revealed that a number of newly drafted players have sought professional help in dealing the emotional prospect of being drafted to the team. “We were informed early on that most of our drafted players have taken steps to meet with […]

Guy Fieri Rerun Beats Out Bears Game Ratings on Sunday Afternoon

November 22nd, 2016

CHICAGO, IL – In an embarrassment to the NFL and professional sports in general, Sunday’s Bears verse Giants game fell in the Chicagoland television ratings market to a rerun of Guy Fieri’s Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. “More people tuned in to see Guy Fieri woof down an Italian Beef dipped in butter than actually watched […]