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Players Seek Mental Health Counsel After Being Drafted By The Bears

May 1st, 2017
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CHICAGO, IL – After a less than stellar draft showing, the Chicago Bears personnel have revealed that a number of newly drafted players have sought professional help in dealing the emotional prospect of being drafted to the team. “We were informed early on that most of our drafted players have taken steps to meet with […]

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