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Unarmed Streator Officers Being Trained How To Properly Slap A Criminal

October 8th, 2018

STREATOR, IL – Streator’s plan to deploy unarmed officers in the community has kicked off with training on how to stop a criminal by b*t$h slapping them. “As the only way of defending themselves, the open-handed slap is key to their success.” Streator’s City Planner told The Cob. “No, nope, closed fists are not allowed. […]

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New Interstate 80 Sign Signals Drivers to “Stop Here To Rob Us” at Peru Exit

May 8th, 2017

PERU, IL – In what is a being described as a confusing move by the Illinois Department of Transportation, a new “Stop Here To Rob Us” sign has been placed on the Peru exit along Route 80. Following an increase of robberies in recent months, a Transportation Department spokesman released a statement early Monday about […]