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Local Man About To Lose A Tremendous Amount Of Money Gambling On The Bears

August 31st, 2017
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GRAND RIDGE, IL – With his mortgage payment behind, his job search dwindling, and marriage in the drain, a local man, Tim Olivar, has only one hope left, betting on the Chicago Bears. “The odds may not be the best, but I need a miracle.” Mr. Olivar told The Cob Thursday morning. “One thing that’s […]


NFL To Replace Coin Toss With Water Bottle Flip To Draw More Millennials

October 3rd, 2016
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UNITED STATES – Dwindling millennial viewership during NFL games this season, has led representatives to seek new ways to draw in the younger crowds. According to Samantha White, Vice-President of Marketing for the NFL, the hot trend of water bottle flipping will replace the coin toss for the remainder of the regular season games. Inquiring […]


NFL Fan Boycotting By Closing One Eye When Watching Games

September 22nd, 2016
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ILLINOIS – With many Americans boycotting football over recent national anthem protests, one fan has found a way to boycott and watch the game at the same time. “I think that kneeling during the national anthem is just a slap in the face to our great country, but I also love football. I was really […]


Bears Will Scrimmage University of Illinois In Effort To Raise Morale

September 11th, 2016
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CHICAGO, IL – On the heels of a 23 to 14 loss against the Houston Texans, the Chicago Bears are looking to build confidence with a scrimmage against Lovie Smith’s U of I Fighting Illini. “Both teams could use a little confidence boost and we could use some tips from the NFL professionals. It will […]


Colin Kaepernick Sees An American Flag, Nearly Dies

August 28th, 2016
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San Francisco, CA – The NFL season is off to a rough start for 49ers Quarterback Colin Kaepernick after he was forced to endure listening to the United States national anthem before a preseason game last week. Not knowing how things could get much worse, Kaepernick accidentally saw an American flag while walking from his […]