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Streator Ottawa Highway

6 Lane Highway Between Ottawa & Streator Coming in 2022

September 10th, 2018

OTTAWA, IL – Department of Transportation officials have announced plans for a 6 lane highway between Ottawa & Streator citing complaints for years from drivers concerned about how slow people drive on Route 23. “The plan is for the speed limit to be 80 mph except in Grand Ridge where the speed limit will drop […]

One-way sign in Streator

Streator Officials: We Need More One-Way Roads To Confuse Out-Of-Towners

May 7th, 2017

STREATOR, IL – During last weeks transportation and roadway meeting, city of Streator officials came to the conclusion that the town needed more one-way roads to confuse the hell out of non-residents. “Driving through town just proved to be too easy for some visitors to Streator, we needed to make it more of a challenge.” […]

United Airlines Throat Punch

United Employee Admits He Was Trained How To Throat Punch Passengers

April 11th, 2017

CHICAGO, IL – Tuesday morning brought with it newly released insights into the practice and procedures of forcibly removing a passenger from overbooked flights at United Airlines. These details included training to “throat punch” passengers and under extreme circumstances “kneeing them in the groin”. “I took training classes on removing passengers from flights and I […]