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Donald Trump in front of National Park

Heathen President Trump Donates First Salary To Parks Service – #NotMyPresident

April 3rd, 2017
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WASHINGTON DC – In what many critics are calling a show of racist, bigoted and environment destroying actions, President Donald Trump has donated his first salary worth $78,333 to the National Parks Service. “This guy is just a disgusting man, who would do such a thing like this? I mean the National Parks don’t need […]


Trump finds out there is congress

User Submitted: Trump Unaware There Are 3 Branches Of Government

March 7th, 2017
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This article is a user submitted story – to submit a story email editor@thecorncob.com WASHINGTON D.C. – According to KellyAnne Conway, President Trump has been studying for the last week on what role Congress plays in the US Government. She stated, “Prior to this week, he wasn’t aware that anything happened in the Capitol Building. […]


Trump Signs Executive Order Removing Obama From List Of Past Presidents

January 24th, 2017
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WASHINGTON D.C. – Early Tuesday morning as Donald Trump signed several new executive orders in front of a frenzied media, a less publicized executive order was being reviewed by the new President’s staff that would remove any trace of President Obama from the history books. “It’s probably best if Americans don’t remember these past 8 […]


Donald Trump Suing Trump University

August 3rd, 2016
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New York, NY – Apparently unaware that he owned the now defunct real-estate seminar company, Trump University, Donald Trump announced Tuesday that he will be suing himself. “I first enrolled in Trump University thinking I could meet the creator and billionaire behind the program. It was gonna be huge! His last name was Trump. What […]