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Groundhog Prediction In Question After Punxsutawney Phil Busted For Doping

February 2nd, 2017

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PENNSYLVANIA – After a near perfect prediction of six more weeks of winter, Punxsutawney Phil, America’s favorite groundhog was caught injecting steroids into his left hog thigh late Thursday morning. “He seemed a little more feisty today.” Phil’s handler told The Cob, “But I would have never guessed he uses performance-enhancing drugs.” By Thursday […]