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Ottawa Riverfest

Heavy Metal Band Slipknot to Play Ottawa Riverfest

June 20th, 2018
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Riverfest

OTTAWA, IL – After years of tribute bands and retired rock stars, Ottawa Riverfest has finally landed a national act with the heavy metal band Slipknot slated to headline the upcoming event. “We decided that we needed to go big this year and melt peoples faces off with hardcore metal.” 2018 Riverfest Event Coordinator Ray […]


Lady Gaga: “More People Will Watch My Halftime Show Than Watched The Bears All Season”

January 29th, 2017
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Super Bowl

HOUSTON, TX – As preparations continue for Superbowl 51 in Houston this week, Lady Gaga took time out of her rehearsal schedule to take a jab at the Chicago Bears who she referred to as “pathetic losers”. “You’d think that I didn’t watch football, but you couldn’t be more wrong. I love to watch the […]


Kanye West & Donald Trump Meet To Collaborate On New Album

December 13th, 2016
Entertainment
Music
News

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – In a surprise meeting early Tuesday morning Kanye West (Yeezy) made his way into Trump tower to discuss collaborations on his new album with the President-Elect. Rumors began circulating through the mediasphere by Tuesday afternoon hinting at a possible multi-featured album entitled “Prez Tweezy featuring Yeezy Vol 1”. The Cob […]


Luke Bryan’s Butt Puts On Amazing Concert At Wrigley Field

August 28th, 2016
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Music
News

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS – Luke Bryan’s country music tour landed in Chicago over the weekend bringing with it a much-changed show featuring only the rear end of the vocalist with very little music throughout the night. Once touted as a country music act, Luke Bryan’s shows have evolved to appease middle aged perverted women and gay […]