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Sanders & Cruz To Debate Who Would Win In A Fight, A Lion Or A Polar Bear With A Glock

February 8th, 2017

WASHINGTON DC – After dismal ratings and general uninterest by the public at large, Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders have decided to start debating real issues such as who would win in a fight: A lion or a polar bear with a Glock? “Ratings were pretty awful. We had some concerns about two losing candidates […]