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“Just What I Wanted An $140 55″ Machabucha Verzino Walmart Black Friday Special TV” Said No One Ever

November 25th, 2017
Black Friday
Business
Shopping

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS – Black Friday is over and with it the hope of kids all over the United States has died as parents begin to bring home cheap off-brand TVs. “I already know what we are getting. That cheap crappy TV from Walmart.” 14-year-old Sophia Thomas told The Cob. “My dad thinks he is getting […]


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End of Era: Millennials Will Never Know The Pain Of Being Dragged Through Peru Mall With A Mother Eager For Bargains

August 27th, 2017
News
Peru Mall
Shopping

PERU, IL – Marking the end of an era, the Peru Mall may be on its last leg and that means kids will no longer get to experience a busy Saturday walking end to end with their mothers shopping for sales. After the announcement of two anchor stores closing earlier in the summer, many residents […]