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One-way sign in Streator

Streator Officials: We Need More One-Way Roads To Confuse Out-Of-Towners

May 7th, 2017

STREATOR, IL – During last weeks transportation and roadway meeting, city of Streator officials came to the conclusion that the town needed more one-way roads to confuse the hell out of non-residents. “Driving through town just proved to be too easy for some visitors to Streator, we needed to make it more of a challenge.” […]

United Airlines Throat Punch

United Employee Admits He Was Trained How To Throat Punch Passengers

April 11th, 2017

CHICAGO, IL – Tuesday morning brought with it newly released insights into the practice and procedures of forcibly removing a passenger from overbooked flights at United Airlines. These details included training to “throat punch” passengers and under extreme circumstances “kneeing them in the groin”. “I took training classes on removing passengers from flights and I […]