Trump Signs Executive Order Removing Obama From List Of Past Presidents
WASHINGTON D.C. – Early Tuesday morning as Donald Trump signed several new executive orders in front of a frenzied media, a less publicized executive order was being reviewed by the new President’s staff that would remove any trace of President Obama from the history books.
“It’s probably best if Americans don’t remember these past 8 years.” Stated Sean Spicer, Trump’s press secretary.
“In this executive order, we are now declaring Donald J. Trump the 44th President, wiping away any trace of President Obama from all record books.” Spicer continued.
“He was just the worst ever. I’m doing him a favor.” Donald was heard saying Tuesday afternoon as the order was being presented behind closed door.
“What we are doing is so huge. He was a disaster. Buh-bye.” President Trump concluded.
As the Secretary of Education takes office, look for history books to be amended with the removal of Obama and several other needless facts.