Unarmed Streator Officers Being Trained How To Properly Slap A Criminal
STREATOR, IL – Streator’s plan to deploy unarmed officers in the community has kicked off with training on how to stop a criminal by b*t$h slapping them.
“As the only way of defending themselves, the open-handed slap is key to their success.” Streator’s City Planner told The Cob.
“No, nope, closed fists are not allowed. Only a slap can be used in criminal encounters.” He continued.
“If he does encounter a weapon of any kind he will be required to run away.” The Planner concluded.
Look for the Officials to be hitting city streets in a few months. Until then their slap training will continue.