User Submitted: Trump Unaware There Are 3 Branches Of Government
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WASHINGTON D.C. – According to KellyAnne Conway, President Trump has been studying for the last week on what role Congress plays in the US Government. She stated, “Prior to this week, he wasn’t aware that anything happened in the Capitol Building. He had seen it in pictures, but thought it was a museum or something.”
President Trump has read most of the Executive Orders he has signed since January. He was thrilled to hear that there is a new branch of government that is designed to help with legislative issues. He has also heard rumors of another branch of government, but when he was told it was judicial he began to laugh uncontrollably. He was overheard by White House staff telling cabinet members “You’re telling me there’s a judicial branch of government? Then explain to me how I’ve been able to sign executive orders that are clearly illegal! Stop pulling my leg.”
If the speech doesn’t receive massive applause and adoration, Ms. Conway has already advised that the President will go back to tweeting policy changes during Fox News commercial breaks. In related news, Steve Bannon has delighted White House staff by reheating coffee with lightning that shoots from his fingers. He will be wearing his favorite large black hooded cloak to tonight’s speech.