November 20th, 2019
OTTAWA, IL – After being given the green light to sell recreational marijuana this week, the city of Ottawa has now been reassigned the ‘420’ area code to replace the long-time ‘815’ code. “Surrounding areas will remain on the old 815 area code, but we’ve decided to designate Ottawa a new 420 area code after […]
November 18th, 2019
CHICAGO, IL – While the Bears were out on the road losing horrifically to the L.A. Rams, Chicago Bears management ordered the widening of field goal posts at Soldier Field. Construction began on Saturday and was quickly discovered by reporters on the scene who stated, “The Bears kicker would still miss.” Each field goal post […]
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