October 8th, 2018
STREATOR, IL – Streator’s plan to deploy unarmed officers in the community has kicked off with training on how to stop a criminal by b*t$h slapping them. “As the only way of defending themselves, the open-handed slap is key to their success.” Streator’s City Planner told The Cob. “No, nope, closed fists are not allowed. […]
October 1st, 2018
THE COB – The Cob would like to extend this community service opportunity to all of those in the area that are too dumb to look up a weather radar map and see if a storm will or will not hit you. Step 1. Go to weather.com Step 2. Enter your town name Step 3. […]
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