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Bears Fire Entire Offense Will Play Rest Of Season With Only Defense

September 23rd, 2019

WASHINGTON DC – After a dismal start to the season the Chicago Bear’s entire offense was fired mid-game Monday night.

“This will save us a lot of salary room and allow us to get better defensive players as the season moves along.” Ryan Pace, Bears General Manager, told The Cob.

“Our defense is on pace to outscore our offense and at this point we think it is best to just put that money aside for next year’s offensive development.”

“Our offense has cost us yards with multiple penalties this year, they are losing more yards than they gain.” Pace concluded.

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