Cat From Monday Night Football Signs As Bears New QB
CHICAGO, IL – The mysterious black cat that appeared on Monday Night Football last night has now been signed by the Chicago Bears as their new starting quarterback.
“He avoided being caught and his moves were on point.” Bear’s head coach Matt Nagy told The Cob.
“Mr. Tibbles is his name and after the game, he announced his free agency, so we signed him.”
“His contract just included a year supply of Meow-Mix so we agreed right away.” Nagy concluded.
Look for this newest Bear to claw, scratch and fight, literally, for every first down.