Chester Weger Plans To Murder…A Big Mac, After Release
ILLINOIS – Quickly after the announcing of Chester Weger’s release from prison, The Cob was granted a quick interview with the parolee in which he stated he wished to murder…a big mac because he hadn’t had one in years.
“I’m going to hardcore murder a big mac when I get out.” He stated.
“I’m going to stab it…down the middle and save half for later.”
“Then I’m going to deny I ate it, because it’s non-GMO and who eats that in 2019?” He concluded.
The prison review board asked that he choose different words in the future.