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Chester Weger Plans To Murder…A Big Mac, After Release

November 21st, 2019
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ILLINOIS – Quickly after the announcing of Chester Weger’s release from prison, The Cob was granted a quick interview with the parolee in which he stated he wished to murder…a big mac because he hadn’t had one in years.

“I’m going to hardcore murder a big mac when I get out.” He stated.

“I’m going to stab it…down the middle and save half for later.”

“Then I’m going to deny I ate it, because it’s non-GMO and who eats that in 2019?” He concluded.

The prison review board asked that he choose different words in the future.

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