Confusion After Men Show Up To Spring Valley Sausage Festival in G-Strings

SPRING VALLEY, IL – Attendees at a Spring Valley sausage festival were in for a big surprise when several area male strippers showed up in g-strings Saturday.

“We didn’t think that a sausage festival literally meant real sausage.” A man named Richard Dazzler (that’s his stage name) told The Cob Sunday.

“It was embarrassing, as a group we decided to make a statement and show up in g-strings, only to find out that people were not celebrating men’s sausages.”

“Maybe we can have our own sausage festival in the near future, but I will say those German sausages were delicious.” He concluded.

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