Don’t Tell Us How To Drive, If We Want To Make Illegal U-turns We’ll Damn Well Do It!
OTTAWA, IL – Authorities, newspapers, and local know-it-alls have raised
“I get my morning coffee, slam a hashbrown, and squeal out a u-turn across 4 lanes of traffic, that’s my morning routine and I’ll be damned if a sign is going to make me stop!” Ed Reen told The Cob.
“My truck can make that turn no problem, I don’t know why they would even bother with that sign.”
“I don’t plan on stopping, there’s nothing more ‘Merican than McDonald’s, pickup-trucks, and burning rubber.” Ed concluded.