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Fake News Sources Are The Devil

August 21st, 2016

LASALLE, IL – Recently a Republican created news publication called the Illinois Valley Times has shaken up the areas legitimate news publications, prompting responses and outrage over the blatant fakery and falsehoods contained in the newspapers articles.

The Cob stands in arms with these local newspapers as we feel fake newspapers have no place in our lives. Such endeavors are a waste of time and should be burned in the fires of Hades.

The Cob prides itself as an open and honest news agency. Reporting on facts and rejecting falsehoods.

To stoop as low as being biased against one party has no place in journalism.

According to a study conducted by The Cob, national television news stations report only facts in a bipartisan way. The Cob has researched, CNN, MSNBC, FoxNews, CBS, ABC and NBC and has concluded that no national news agency shows any bias to either party.

So we say to the Illinois Valley Times, grow up and start reporting on real stories like Ryan Lochte’s lies and the Donald Trump naked statue. It’s in the best interest of your readers.

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