Illinois Valley Futurecast – Screw this Area In Particular
ILLINOIS VALLEY – Local weather professionals have forecast more trouble for an area in the Illinois Valley they have labeled, “Screw this Area In Particular”.
“This area just sucks for weather, rain, storms, tornados, -30 degrees in the winter, how do people live here?” Tom Renn a local storm chaser told The Cob Saturday morning.
“I would suggest people buy kayaks and pray because whatever they did to cause this they need to stop.” He continued.
“There is 1,000% chance of more rain, I’d bet on that.” Mr. Renn concluded.