In A Shocking Twist Illinois Lowers Taxes
SPRINGFIELD, IL – In a shocking twist and reversal, the State of Illinois has announced immediate tax reduction on all residents this week.
Property, sales, business, and payroll taxes will all be lowered immediately giving much-needed relief to highly taxed citizens.
Congressional members worked together to reduce spending and lower taxes this last week, a move unprecedented in Illinois history.
The Cob also learned this week that pigs fly, cats play football, and taxes will never be lowered in Illinois.
If you read this far, we’re sorry (not really) about getting your hopes up.