LaSalle Adding Public Transit Rickshaw Service
LASALLE, IL – After recent calls for more public transportation in the town of LaSalle, city officials have approved several rickshaw services that plan to hit the streets this fall.
In retaliation, the City of Peru has made a motion to block all rickshaws from entering their town, starting a battle between ritzy suburbanites and drunk rednecks.
“How do I get home when I drink too much Keystone Light? I can’t afford a cab! Rickshaws will be great for LaSalle!” Bill Herb, a local, told The Cob.
Look for services to start soon.