Late Season Heat Wave Arrives for Thanksgiving – Heat Indexes in the 100s
ILLINOIS – Just as the first few snow showers have begun to dust the land, mother nature has decided to take a complete 180 turn and bring record heat to the central United States.
“Get your turkey friers out and catch your garage on fire in the sweltering heat coming next week to the area.” Local meteorologist Tim Rains told The Cob.
“We’ve seen heat in the past but this is new for this time of the year.” He continued.
“It will be so hot you can just put your turkey outside and it will cook itself. No, but seriously be careful.” Tim concluded.
As for local weather services, warnings have gone out to people inept enough to believe this and anything else on the internet.