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Local Man Who Left Christmas Lights Up All Year, Now Ready For Upcoming Holidays

November 4th, 2019

OTTAWA, IL – In both an extremely lazy and genius move, Marvin Shink of Ottawa is now ready for the holiday season after leaving his Christmas lights up all year long.

“My wife yelled at me all year long to take them down. What for? To put them right back up? You want lights. You got them.” Mr. Shink told The Cob.

“The city tried to stop me from keeping them up, nah, ain’t happening this is my American right!”

“As long as the lights keep working, I’ll keep them up and then when they go out I’ll just yank them down.” Marvin concluded.

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