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Ottawa AT&T Outage: Sources Say Porn Usage Overloaded the Cell System

October 3rd, 2019
News
Ottawa
Outage

OTTAWA, IL – AT&T sources have alerted the public Wednesday night to a cellular outage caused by too many Ottawa residents downloading redneck porn.

“We are asking the public to refrain from visiting those sites for a few minutes so that the system can become un-congested.” A tech from AT&T told The Cob.

“What is wrong with these people? I’ve never seen such an overloaded system in my 20 years of working with AT&T.”

“Other than maybe getting off the internet for a little while, these people could possibly go to church or something.” The rep concluded.

Service looks to be restored within the next few hours.





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