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Ottawa McDonald’s Getting 10 Drive-Thru Lanes

July 8th, 2017

OTTAWA, IL – When two drive-thru lanes weren’t enough for Ottawans looking for delicious fast food, the Ottawa McDonald’s has decided to add on eight more lanes to suit growing demand.

“We have two lanes now and people aren’t happy with that option.” Ottawa McDonald’s Owner told The Cob.

“People need a fast way to order fifty chicken nuggets and inhale them before they get home. Ten lanes will help us meet the growing demand.” The Owner continued.

“It’s not the most lanes ever at a McDonald’s, that record goes to a restaurant in the severely obese state of Mississippi.” He concluded.

When it comes to getting your fast food fix on, The Cob advises Ottawans to try Wendy’s, Hardees, KFC, Burger King or just drinking a gallon grease.

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