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Illinois Proposes Law To Shove Monitor Up Citizen’s Asses To Tax Every Movement

September 15th, 2018

SPRINGFIELD, IL – Desperate times call for desperate measures and for the State of Illinois funding the massive government deficit will soon mean tracking every citizen’s movement with an ass monitor. “We have been losing money for years on end. A simple vehicle monitoring device to tax miles driven by citizens will not be enough. […]