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Beer Uber

Opinion: Use Uber If You’re Too Drunk To Get To Hermans For More Beer

September 26th, 2017

OTTAWA, IL – New transportation technology has come to Ottawa in recent months opening up new safer ways for drunk residents to get more beer at Hermans. “I used to walk to Hermans to get more beer when I was drunk…now I just Uber there.” Tom Raynolds told The Cob. “It’s safer and if I […]

Mac & Cheese Craft Beer

Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Flavored Craft Beer Coming To Tangled Roots

March 6th, 2017

OTTAWA, IL – With craft beer reaching peak popularity in recent years, a local brewery has taken steps to distance themselves from the competition with a new and game-changing flavor: Kraft Mac & Cheese. Tangled Roots has started advertising a beer they claim has notes of “cheese” and “pasta”, a first of its kind in […]