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Walking I&M Canal

Lone Person Walking I&M Canal – Probably A Murderer

March 13th, 2017

UTICA, IL – A crime study released last Friday afternoon to the public, now proves what most Illinois Valley residents fear ‐ that any person walking alone on the I&M Canal has a 100% chance of being a murderer. “It’s a shocking statistic. We all think about it when we come across some weird person […]

Guy bike to Utica

How Far Could It Be? Local Man Fails To Bike To Utica On I&M Canal

February 23rd, 2017

UTICA, IL – After being stranded for several hours on the I&M Canal, an Ottawa resident finally made it to Utica after he underestimated how long the trip between the two towns actually was. Paul Werner and his wife Patty thought they would enjoy the early spring weather and cycle to Utica on the I&M […]