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Not Everyone Is Leaving Illinois – Masochists Flock To The Land Of Lincoln

December 21st, 2016

ILLINOIS – On the heels of troubling news that close to 30,000 people exited the state in 2016, the Illinois government has hired a public relations company that has come up with a new state slogan, ‘Enjoy Pain? Enjoy Illinois!'” “Not everyone is leaving Illinois. We do have some individuals coming into the state. To […]

Man complains about the cold

Illinoisans Practice Complaining About Winter Early this Year

July 1st, 2016

NORTHERN ILLINOIS – With summer heat and humidity strongly planted upon the midwest, many people are looking towards the relief of cooler days. Still others bored with complaining about the high temps have moved on to complaining about the winter to come. “I know it is summer, but it is never too early to start […]