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Illinois Valley Futurecast – Screw this Area In Particular

September 28th, 2019
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ILLINOIS VALLEY – Local weather professionals have forecast more trouble for an area in the Illinois Valley they have labeled, “Screw this Area In Particular”. “This area just sucks for weather, rain, storms, tornados, -30 degrees in the winter, how do people live here?” Tom Renn a local storm chaser told The Cob Saturday morning. […]


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Local Man Building Ark Just In Case It Doesn’t Stop Raining

August 31st, 2016
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KANGLEY, ILLINOIS – With little signs of dry weather ahead, a local Kangley man has taken steps to ensure he survives in the event the rain never ceases. Local resident Brian Clark started laying the base for a mega-sized boat-ark late last week when rain and storms did not subside and the future looked grim […]