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Man Wears Shorts Too Early, Blinds Wife With Pale White Legs

February 20th, 2017

MORRIS, IL – Morris native, Jane Himptin, is recovering at home after an incident over the weekend in which her husband put on shorts too early in the year causing his pale white reflection to temporarily blind her. “The last thing I remember was him saying that it was warm enough to wear shorts and […]