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9 Easy Steps To Enjoy Shirtless Pickup Truck Driving Season In The Illinois Valley

May 8th, 2018

MARSEILLES, IL – With warmer weather comes a beloved time in the Illinois Valley for local pickup truck drivers…shirtless driving season! No longer bound by sleeves and shirts, men from all over the area have begun to shed the shirt and roll down the windows in anticipation of summer. In order to partake of the […]

Marseilles to Require Trucks to be Lifted Impractically High

July 13th, 2016

MARSEILLES, IL – The city of Marseilles has enacted an new ordinance requiring all truck owners entering or residing in the city to lift their trucks suspension high enough to render all beds practically useless. “Everyone knows God made trucks for mudding and racing not hauling or moving things!”, said a local resident at the […]