Tesla Will Let You Throw Rocks At The CyberTruck for $100 A Rock
CALIFORNIA – After a disastrous launch of the CyberTruck this week, Tesla’s CEO, Elon Musk, has pivoted to try and recoup his loses by allowing people to throw their own rocks at the truck for $100 apiece.
After the truck’s shatterproof windows shattered from a publicity stunt rock throw during its release, the company has embraced the hate 100%.
“We’ve made some bad choices and people are mad, so we are allowing them to get some anger out by throwing rocks at this garbage pile.” Musk told The Cob.
“Be careful though, the triangle was designed to deflect rocks and debris.” He concluded.
Look for the CyberTruck to hit the market driven by hipsters and self-important buttholes this spring.