Vegan, Gluten Free, Non-Dairy, No Sugar, Raw, Woman Gets No Halloween Visitors This Year
ILLINOIS – After spending hours blending her special treats for visitors this year, Mary Valto, a local health food freak couldn’t find one visitor to come to her front door for Halloween.
“I really had high hope for a great turn out. The kale was extra fresh and everything blended so well into my convenient to go cups.” Mary told The Cob.
“I want to bring a new sense of responsibility to Halloween. Pumpkins don’t deserve to be carved. If you are going to carve them you should eat them whole.”
“I eat them whole, the stem is a little tough, but it is good fiber. Let’s make Halloween healthy again.” Mary concluded.
As the interview was wrapping a father and son walked by and could be overheard saying, “You keep acting up, I’ll take you to that house.” Motioning to Mary’s house.
We applaud Mary for taking a step in the right direction even if her treats taste like grass and bug spray.